Musical Condoms

This is just too funny. Why would you want a musical condom?

Play That Funky Music

I've heard of ribbed condoms, lubricated condoms, colored condoms, flavored condoms... even glow-in-the-dark condoms. But now. Oh boy, now. Now there is a MUSICAL CONDOM, courtesy of the innovative folks over in the Ukraine:

"A miniature loudspeaker and motion sensor implanted in the condom's upper cuff provides a range of musical tones during sex. Music volume depends on intensity of love-making and tone varies based on the sexual position. "(The condom's sound) is directly related to the emotional level of the users," [inventor Hryhory Chausovsky] said."

So basically, if you're into it and trying all sorts of Tracey Cox-ish positions, you hear U2's Desire. And if you're faking it in missionary, you hear Kenny G.

Also found on iVillage: http://sexonmydesk.ivillage.com/love/2006/10/play_that_funky_music.html